My favourite Wikipedia page of all time is definitely the one of aptronyms - aka, names that suit the person who has them. Here are some gems:
This page also contains a section of IRONIC aptronyms, AKA inaptronyms. Here’s a sample
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My favourite Wikipedia page of all time is definitely the one of aptronyms - aka, names that suit the person who has them. Here are some gems:
This page also contains a section of IRONIC aptronyms, AKA inaptronyms. Here’s a sample
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by Anatolych
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r e f l e c t i o n s
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‘And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.’ - John Steinbeck, east of Eden
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she wants to be loved correctly, or left alone, not in between
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body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
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protect this friendship at all costs
do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death
This is uncomfortably accurate
i feel so called out rn
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